Wednesday, January 31, 2007

weird sex laws

Here are some of the weirdest sex laws from around the world that will make your toes curl!
* The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Anything other than face-to-face is considered illegal.
* In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
* In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.
* Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
* The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
* There are men in Guam whose full time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
* In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
* Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in tropical fish stores.
* In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
* In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (This was a big enough problem that they had to pass a law?)
* In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
* In the quiet town of Connorsville, Wisconsin, it's illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner has an orgasm.
* In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.
* No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.
* Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you -- or holding you in his arms.
* Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown -- if they're nude. (Apparently, if you wear socks, you're safe from the law!)
* The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt. No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude. Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.
* A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.
* It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window. Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.
* In Carlsbad, New Mexico, it's legal for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the car or van has curtains to stop strangers from peeking in. * A Florida sex law: If you're a single, divorced or widowed woman, you can't parachute on Sunday afternoons.
* In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it's against the law to have sex with a truck driver in a toll booth.
* You're forbidden from talking dirty in your wife's ear if you live in Willowdale, Oregon.
* Fairbanks, Alaska has a law on the books saying that it's illegal for moose to have sex on the city sidewalks.
* Not to be outdone, Kingsville, Texas forbids pigs from having sex on Kingsville airport property.
* In Krakow, Poland it's not only a crime to have sex with animals, but three-time offenders are shot in the head.
* It's a sin and a crime to have sex with any male animal in Lebanon. However, it's perfectly okay to have sex with female animals.
* In London, it's illegal to have sex on a parked motorcycle.

Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Power of the mind


The brain is our most important sexual organ. If it's not happening between the ears, it's not happening down below.
The sexual response is one of the human body's most fragile systems. The slightest negative emotion, woe, or stress can shut it off (as can a few drinks too many!). Most people don't realise that our brain is the essential element that keeps our sexual bodies humming.
Our sexual brain is not only 'on' when we are turned on during the middle of bed-sheet ruffling loveplay; it is constantly processing stimulants and desires - including when we sleep. Our fantasies and dreams can occur both consciously (we can conjure them up to suit a particular mood, or enhance a sexual situation) and unconsciously in our dreams. In fact, sexual symbols in dreams include: snakes, tigers, horses, birds, cats, deserts, oceans, and forests.
We fantasise about thousands of different images for erotic stimulation. Men and women are imaginative, creative creatures and our fantasy sex life is often more varied than our 'real' sex life. We can fantasise about having sex with people, and in ways, we would never wish to in our 'real' lives, and this is not only common, but healthy. Fantasies are a healthy expression of our desires and feelings, but most fantasies are not meant for actual enactment. Female fantasies tend to focus on personal partners, and people women know. It is very common for women to fantasise about other women, but this does not automatically mean a woman is gay or bisexual. In fact, lesbians can fantasise about men, and this does not mean they have suddenly turned heterosexual!.
Most female fantasies are heavy on the sensual, and on desire and lust, while light on violence. However, a great many women have fantasies about dominance and control. Being raped is a frequent female fantasy. It *never* means a woman desires to be raped. Rape fantasies are more commonly about wanting to feel unbridled passion and lust, to feel dominated and out of control. Fantasies are a liberating and creative way for us to express our complex sexuality.
Most subjects - whether it is making love with the woman across the road, or off the silver screen – are not reliable signs of what we would actually like to do in our 'real' lives. They are sexual charges; sparks to keep our passions burning. So whether you get your sexual rush from fantasising about the guy in the Diet Coke ad, or Drew Barrymore, you're a normal hot-blooded woman.

Sunday, January 28, 2007



If I were this talented, I would never leave the house!

Saturday, January 27, 2007

CRASH and sperm


NEW YORK, NY – Cars and utility vehicles equipped with DVD players and televisions may be a saving grace for parents on long road trips, but in some cases, the temptation to watch porn while sitting in traffic is just too much for many drivers, according to police.
This week a Schenectady man was arrested for watching a porn film while driving, and an Alaska man who was watching porn while driving stands trial in the coming months for a fatal accident that resulted.
In Canada, a Toronto man was arrested for watching child porn while driving in a residential neighborhood, naked from the waist down, using a hijacked Wi-Fi Internet connection, and in Flint, Michigan, lawmakers have encountered so many porn-while-driving cases that the Flint City Council has decided to take action.
As various incidents continue to pop up nationwide, some police authorities believe the problem is only just beginning as mobile technology increasingly enables people to transport their private lifestyles into the public sector.
Lawmakers in certain states are even considering drafting city ordinances that would ban watching adult entertainment in a moving vehicle.
The arrest of 35-year-old Andre Gainey is the most recent arrest to take place that involves porn in cars, and while it is so far illegal to have sex in cars, according to police, there is currently no law that makes watching porn in moving vehicles unlawful.
According to a report from Ananova, Gainey's Mercedes was first spotted by a police officer driving past the Schenectady Police Station. The police officer reported that he was clearly able to see porn from the rear of Gainey's car on the DVD player.
According to Ananova, Gainey was arrested under a state law that prohibits offensive material to be publicly displayed and made visible to others. He is currently being held without bail with additional charges pending that include driving with a suspended license and watching a film while driving.
"It could've been a family that was behind him," the officer stated in his report. "Someone walking by would have easily seen this because the windows weren't tinted at all."
According to a Michigan City Council member, the problem with porn in cars has decreased during the winter, but the problem is expected to heat up once the summer months come around.

Friday, January 26, 2007

tickets


At least they enjoyed themselves.....

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

Yeah baby


This is what all us ladies need to get today!

Monday, January 22, 2007

Stats


The study by Today's Christian Woman found that even good church-going women were peeking at the odd bit of porn. Over 34 percent of female respondents to an online survey said they had deliberately gone looking for porn.

Research by scientists at Stanford Medical University in California in December 2003 found that women become more quickly aroused by porn videos than men.

In late 2003, Neilsen Netratings revealed that 1 in 3 users of porn were women. Over 9 million American women accessed adult sites in September 2003 alone. According to Internet Filter Review, 13% of women are accessing porn at work.

In the past five years, the number of female directors of porn video and film has increased from a handful to 30, compared to about 200 male porn directors. (Mercury News 9.5.03)
As of 2003, only 4% of today's (non-erotic, Hollywood) films are directed by women. (BUST winter .03)

In 2002, over eight million adult videos and DVD were rented in America. 30% of those rentals went to women and "couples." (Adult Video News 1.03)

In women-friendly boutiques such as Good Vibrations, women make up 80% of the porn rental and purchase market (2003). These figures are never included in mainstream journal statisitcs (such as AVN).

In a 1987 Redbook survey of over 26,000 female respondents, nearly half stated that they regularly used porn.

In the 1996 book Defending Pornography by ACLU president Nadine Strossen, "Women, either singly or as part of a couple, constitute more than 40 percent of the adult videotape rental audience. . ."

Sunday, January 21, 2007

Thursday, January 18, 2007

The messages we receive about sex from our parents, the media, and our educational, social, and religious institutions tend to be contradictory, and often downright false. One way to combat the lies we’re told about sex is to start cataloguing them. Below is a very incomplete list of some of the biggest lies we’re told about sex.
Sex is genetic: it’s the puppet-master and we’re lucky to be getting our strings pulled now and then.Because procreation is tied to our species survival, evolutionary scientists and pop psychologists alike argue that the most important understanding of sexuality is the one that links our sexual behavior to procreation. Thus we are told that male sexuality is voracious and dangerous, that female sexuality is a side effect of the need for women to have babies, and that the psychological, emotional, and spiritual aspects of sexuality are not as important as the genetic ones.
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Take our on-line assessment and find out.www.womentowomen.comThere is clearly a genetic component to sex, but that doesn’t mean that this is either the most useful, or “truest” perspective from which to think about our sexuality.
Sex is natural and simple: you should just know how to do it.Sex is natural, we’re told, because we have to do it to survive. But this doesn’t accurately describe what human sexuality has become. Intercourse may be instinctual for some (but clearly not all) of us, but sexuality is much more than intercourse, and none of it actually comes easily. It’s it strange that we are taught how to perform most other basic human behaviors (how to eat, how to communicate, how to go to the bathroom) and as we get older we learn the more complicated ones (how to read, write, drive a car, work) and yet we’re just supposed to know how to have sex.
Sex is gender: men are from sex crazed mars women are from soft and romantic venus.This lie takes many forms:
Women just want to cuddle, men want to have raunchy sex.
Women are sexual communicators, men can’t talk about their sexual feelings.
”Real sex” takes place between a man and a woman.
Men and women can’t ever be friends, sex always gets in the way.
Men want sex all the time, and women don’t.
Men are more visual than women when it comes to sexual arousal. All of these are variations on the big double-shot sex lie; that sex is 100 percent tied to our gender, and we are all only one gender. The fact is that how we think about, feel about, and actually have sex is infinitely more complicated than which door we walk through in a public washroom.
Sex is spontaneous: don’t talk about it, just do it.When you think of it, this lie about sex doesn’t make any sense. If sex is meant to be something fun and exciting, something that makes you feel good about your body and yourself, makes you feel loved and attended to, why would planning for sex ever be a bad thing? Wouldn’t it actually be nice to know you’re going to get to have sex at the end of a particularly hard day? Yet we’re told that the most exciting sex is the sex that “just happens”. In reality sex rarely “just happens”. It’s true that many couples never talk about sex beforehand, but that doesn’t mean that one (or more likely both) partners aren’t thinking about it, wondering when they’re going to have it next, and fantasizing about what kind of sex it will be.
Bigger is better, more is better…better is better.These statements are true for some people, some of the time. The specific lie we’re told is that these things are true for everyone, all of the time. In reality people have size preferences that change depending on their mood and what sort of sex they want to have. Similarly, we all have different levels of sexual desire, and these levels can change throughout the month, and over the years. Finally, there is a more contemporary lie that tells us we should always be reaching for better sex, trying new things, pushing ourselves and our partners to attain new heights of great sex. Some researchers have pointed out that this competitive attitude can have the opposite effect, making us anxious and on edge about the sex we’re having.

questions

Top Ten Sex Questions of 2006

What are people really thinking about sex? When they can ask sex questions and get answers with anonymity, what do they really want to know?
Taking the sexual pulse of any society is near impossible. How can we distinguish media hype from actual experience when so few people talk openly and honestly about their sex lives, and even fewer people in power want to hear about it?
One small window for me into the world of the over 29 million of you who visit About.com each month is when I look at the traffic in the sex question and answer section on this site, where people write in their questions, and many more read the questions and answers I publish. Looking over this years most popular topics, I was not surprised to find penis size questions take up two spots. But I was pleasantly surprised at the breadth of topics most people were interested. From anatomy to technique, and from safer sex to sexual pleasure, considered as a whole, these top ten questions give me plenty of hope for the state of sexual inquiries in 2007.
1. How do I find my PC Muscle?
2. Can you alter the taste of your vagina?
3. Does penis size matter?
4. Is oral sex risky?
5. What is average penis size?
6. Why does sex hurt?
7. Can men have multiple orgasms?
8. Where is my g spot?
9. What are toxic sex toys?
10. Is watching porn okay?
Got a sex question for 2007? Email me here and I’ll do my best to answer it or point you to someone who can.

Monday, January 15, 2007

Orgasm

Orgasm could be defined as the peak of the sexual arousal, leading to a sensation of extreme pleasure. Flexed muscles get relaxed, sweat pours out, heart rate speeds up and breathing breaks into panting. Those are the things you already know, or you should, so far.
The female orgasm as everything in the female sexuality is quite complex, and rather complex in comparison to the male sexuality.
There’s a lot to be addressed regarding the female orgasm and its attributes. Researchers, sexologists, feminists and women in general talk about the G Spot, female ejaculation, clitoral and vaginal orgasms, multiple orgasms and everything to do with the female sexuality. Most subjects don’t even have enough scientific evidence, but they can’t be simply overlooked, since needs may vary from woman to woman.
Most women complain about feeling unable to reach orgasm. It involves not o­nly physical stimulation but also emotional and psychological features. There’s no such a thing as perfect recipe to reach orgasm, but we dish out a few tips to improve your sexuality.
As you know, women tend take longer to reach arousal. So, talk your partner in to spending more time o­n foreplay, so that you will get there along with him. Knowing your own body for showing your partner how you’d like to be stimulated is quintessential to maximize the female sexuality. This isn’t a simple matter of pushing o­n the right buttons o­n the right way, but to bring out the pleasure you long for, the way you yearn. Men usually get straight to the point (their pleasure that is), so the decision is yours to show your partner that sex is most pleasant when both lovers enjoy it without haste. A good rubbing, oral sex and mutual masturbation are some of the good appetizers to get things started.
Also, there are positions that may help you to reach orgasm swiftly. Positions where the woman gets o­n top of men, will allow a better clitoral stimulation, and therefore the penis to rub against the G spot, which is located two or three inches inside the vagina. That honey will drive you to roof.
However, nothing is going to work out if you don’t let yourself enjoy Sex at its best. Don’t worry whether reaching an orgasm or not. Don’t try to rush things up or do everything at o­nce; take in your stride. Get to know your own body capabilities and limitations beforehand, then relax, show your partner who is in control, get in the right mood and forget any fanciful recipes. Simplicity remains o­ne of the best ways to reach orgasm and enjoy your own sexuality.

Saturday, January 13, 2007

Women tips

Here's a few things some women do wrong:

1) LAYING THERE AND TAKING ITSome women seem to think that once they are on their backs, it's nap time, and the man can do all the work. Men need to have a woman participate - find his rhythym and move along with him. Caress his arms and back and chest. Run your fingers through his hair (if he has any ). All these things make sex a mutual experience.
2) GOING STRAIGHT FOR THE GOODIESSome women seem to go straight from a little kissing right to the pants. Many times a guy is just getting warmed up, and is not ready to have his penis manhandled like a chunk of pasta dough. Work your way down to it, kiss his chest and stomach, stroke his ass and thighs. By the time you reach the goal, he'll be completely ready for you.
3) PLAYING WITH HIS NIPPLES TOO EARLYMost of us like to have our nipples played with, but some of us have very sensitive ones. It takes a certain level of arousal for them to be ready for fingers or tongues. Use your whole hand or palm at first, and massage broad circles on the chest, slowly working your way down to just the nipple, and make sure you are paying attention to his reactions. Too much stimulation too early can be painful for some guys.
4) BOUNCING AROUND TOO MUCH ON TOPWhen you are on top, please be careful! The penis is not designed to withstand 100 pounds slamming down on it at the wrong angle. I swear, I thought the thing was going to get broken in half one time! Stay in control - when in doubt, it's better to lean forward and slide back and forth. That puts less weight on it, and can sometimes provide more stimulation on the clit, if you find the right angle.
5) EXPECTING TOO MUCHSome women take longer to orgasm than others. Some can take a very long time. If it takes you the better part of an hour to have one with your vibrator, don't expect us to give you oral for that long or more. There's only so much the human jaw can take. There comes a certain point, for both men and women, when, if it's just not happening, it's better to take matters into your own hands and give your partner a break.
And now the disclaimer: many of these things are a matter of opinion, my opinion. Just like many of Lioness's items are her personal preferences. Men and women both have many different likes and dislikes - the most important thing is to be open and receptive to what your partner likes and doesn't like, and work together to have a mutually satisfying sexual experience.

Friday, January 12, 2007

A needle and thread???

















Female Genital Piercing Information ~The concept behind female genital piercings (as with male genital piercings) is to enhance. Common placements as described below do NOT prevent sexual activities, but are meant to stimulate and arouse. These enhancements are also placed to call attention to the ornamented areas and foster beauty and appreciation. Unfortunately for us, our culture does not support genital pride! As a result, many of my female clients do not even know what the particulars of their private parts are called. Many women come to see me for genital piercings requesting “a clit piercing.” When they are shown a photograph of where that is located they shout, “Oh, NO! Not there!” Sometimes they mean inner or outer labia, other times they desire a clitoral hood piercing. Contrary to what most of the uninitiated would think, genital piercing is NOT particularly painful (at least if I do it for you). The idea may be scary or strange to some, but the physical reality is brief and relatively or virtually painless. Many piercees often favorably compare genital placements to the ear lobe piercing. The notable exception would be the serious and very rare actual clitoris piercing. This is NOT about pain and suppression; this is about pleasure, and stimulation, and celebrating the body. Though, naturally, during healing one must engage in safer sex and avoid sharing bodily fluids. Even if you are in a monogamous relationship, latex barriers must be used, including for oral contact, during the entire initial healing.
Prince Albert is one the most sought after piercings. Men and women both find it appealing when pleasing their partner....
Hope you found this informative...as per your request Rach.
Personally, I'm not a pain kinda lady. I couldn't ever do it myself. But it's ok if my guy wants too, or already has it.

Thursday, January 11, 2007

Wrong moves for men

41 Things Guys Do Wrong During Sex
1) Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay.
2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR.Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.
3) NOT SHAVING.You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance.
4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST.Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them.
5) BITING HER NIPPLES.Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they're trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive. They can't stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your tongue across them is good. Pretending they're a dogie toy isn't.
6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES.Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and thumb like you're trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on the whole breasts, not just the exclamation points.
7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY.A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East and West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you've ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So start paying them some attention.
GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED.Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled fingers and underpants. If you're going to be that aggressive, just ask her to take the damn things off.
9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT.Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store it.
10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS.Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers along side of the clitoris.
11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK.Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop, they plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she's not there, keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not.
12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY.Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant present, not a kid's toy.
13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY.Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling the material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not.
14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA.Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they still believe that the vagina is where it's all at. No sooner is your hand down there than you're trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay in principle, but if you're not careful, it can hurt - so don't get carried away. It's best to pay more attention to her clitoris and the exterior of her vagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her and see if she likes it.
15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY.You're attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her in the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are not.
16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY.Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at least made some move toward getting your stuff off, even if it's just undoing a couple of buttons.
1 GOING TOO FAST.When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you can do is pump away like an industrial power tool - she'll soon feel like an assembly-line worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up slowly, with clean, straight, regular thrusts.
19) GOING TOO HARD.If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or stomach, the pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a few seconds.
20) COMING TOO SOON.Every man's fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see the whites of her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too.
21) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH.It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the mark of a sex god, but to her it's more likely the mark of a numb vagina. At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her interest while you're playing Marathon Man.
22) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME.You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you really don't know, don't ask.
23) PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY.Don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her clitoris.
24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN.Men persist in doing this until she's eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this. It's about three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her.
25) NOT SHAVING PT.2Men seem to like women to be shaved down below. That's fine. But women like that too. That doesn't mean you have to shave it bare (although, that would be nice), but at least keep it neat and trimmed. There's nothing that turns a girl off more than looking at a penis sticking out of a forest.
26) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX.Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes it. When she's performing oral sex, warn her before you come so she can do what's necessary.
27) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO.Don't thrust. She'll do all the moving during fellatio. You just liethere. And don't grab her head.
28) TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES.
29) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES.Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does all the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn't feel quite so much like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest.
30) ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow directions. If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don't think that being drunk is an excuse.
31) TAKING PICTURES.When a man says, "Can I take a photo of you?" she'll hear the words "__to show my buddies." At least let her have custody of them.
32) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH.Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring honey on her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no.
33) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS.There is no less erotic noise. It's as sexy as a belching contest.
34) ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES.If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she's a Romanian gymnast, don't get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner with snapped hamstrings.
35) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE.Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they have a prostate. Women don't.
36) GIVING LOVE BITES.It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the neck, if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and jaunty scarves for weeks on end.
37) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS.Don't shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It's not a big turn-on.
3 TALKING DIRTY.It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900 line. If she likes nasty talk, she'll let you know.
39) NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES.You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and she might even do the same for you.
40) SQUASHING HER.Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit tooheavily, she will turn blue.
41) THANKING HER.Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a soup kitchen

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

SPEAK UP


Guys can be so confused as what to do when it comes to sex and pleasing their partner. Ladies why do some of us hold out and NOT tell our partner or partners what feels good, what we like, what we are interested in doing or accomplishing??

See their frustration? I feel it.
Some flat out don't care, as long as they get to squirt, they're content. Well, what about us being content?
SPEAK UP...write it down in a letter and mail it to him at work, send him a text message or email if your bashful. Some guys really connect with the alone moment (most of them are so visual). They can picture and get aroused when they read this stuff alone or even if a friend is around, then they feel NAUGHTY. This NAUGHTY feeling can stay with them all day and they may want to please you FIRST!

Tuesday, January 9, 2007

Funky Spunk



What Can I Do to make my Semen Taste Better?

  • **alkaline-based foods such as meats and fish produce a bitter, fishy taste
  • dairy products contain a high bacterial putrefaction level which creates a foul taste


  • asparagus-laced semen is awful


  • acidic fruits and alcohol give a pleasant, sugary taste


  • chemically processed liquors will cause an extremely acidic taste, so drink high-quality, naturally fermented beers


  • What Does Semen Contain?
    The caloric content of an average semen ejaculation is estimated to be approximately 15 calories. The average semen ejaculate contains:
    aboutonia
    ascorbic acid
    blood-group antigens
    calcium
    chlorine
    cholesterol
    choline
    citric acid
    creatine
    deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA)
    fructose
    glutathione
    hyaluronidase
    inositol
    lactic acid
    magnesium
    nitrogen
    phosphorus
    potassium
    purine
    pyrimidine
    pyruvic acid
    sodium
    sorbitol
    spermidine
    spermine
    urea
    uric acid
    vitamin B12
    zinc



    Who knew they were full of so much??? Ok, a few of us knew they were full of themselves. But did we know they contained so much VITAMINS ?



    Sorry but I still can't say it's nutrious and yummy. Maybe in future years we can add a flavoring they can drink before hand, and we get to pick the flavor.

    Monday, January 8, 2007

    OK, I see http://lovinmuzic.blogspot.com/2007/01/new.html told you about my *new* idea. Hope you find it informative and worth your read.

    Sunday, January 7, 2007

    Tips for M* alone

    We all know that for women, masturbation is not as simple as it is for men (at least not for every woman). It’s not simply like stroking and thrusting the penis in some surface to get in the climax in minutes. For women, it also involves her level of arousal, which depends on her mood, and most of all, and on the wealth of knowledge of her own body. There are several female masturbation tips that may help any woman to get in the climax faster and also to acquire new and stronger sensations while playing alone.

    Female masturbation tips:
    Get in the perfect mood before getting started to masturbate. It requires some free time to spare, but it’s one of the best female masturbation tips ever. If by the time you start to masturbate you could already be fully aroused, your sensations will be much more intense and your playing much more exciting.
    Explore oneself is another important female masturbation tips. Try to reach some little parts of your genitals that you usually don’t touch. If needed, use a mirror. The only way by which you can get completely knowledge of your body is by exploring it like an actual map.
    If you’re alone, free yourself. Don’t avoid making noises and moving. Move your hips and touch your breasts while masturbating, like you’re actually having sex. In other words: lose yourself.
    One of the most fun female masturbation tips is using some kind of sexual toy. Don’t be shy and visit some sex shop to search for some toy designed specific for masturbation. There are little devices that will let you surprised with the results.

    giving head

    One of the first things you encounter when you first start to suck a penis is a gag reflex. Most men seem to want to force their penis down your throat as far as they can get it. Particularly at the moment when they cum!
    Consider for a moment that the average length of your oral cavity is three to three and a half inches while the average Caucasian penis length is five to five and a half inches. The laws of nature would seem to dictate that getting all that penis into your mouth is an impossibility. However - It can be done!
    If you understand your anatomy you will begin to understand the requirements that allow you to take his hard penis into your mouth and down your throat. The biggest obstacle to taking his entire penis down your throat is the fact that there is a bend of almost ninety degrees behind your tongue leading down into your throat. So the first thing to do is get the penis past that angle.
    In order to practice this, get in a position where you can turn your head in such a way that your mouth and throat lie almost in a straight line. The best position to accomplish this is to lie on a bed so that your head is near the edge with your body sprawled across the bed so that your head is tipped sharply back. This position will put your mouth and throat nearly in a line and will allow your partner to approach you in such a way that insertion of his penis can be made so deeply that his pubic hair presses against your lips. The natural tendency of the body is to gag when a foreign object such as a deeply thrusting penis is being forced down your throat. You can overcome this tendency by completely relaxing your throat at the moment the insertion is made. It is equally important that you maintain this relaxation during the entire deep throating attempt.
    Let him put his penis down your throat and hold it still while you find the most comfortable way to proceed. Because of your position you will not be able to move or to offer him any greater stimulation than simply keeping your mouth tightly closed around his throbbing penis. You will only be able to relax and take his penis in this way if you completely trust your partner. Your partner is in full control. He must initiate and maintain all the motion. This is the only exercise in which you relinquish your control of the situation to your partner. He will relish this for the simple fact that for the first time he can insert his penis as deeply down your throat as he wants to.
    Now your partner begins an in and out movement that is just like fucking. He should start slowly, especially if this is a completely new experience for the two of you. After all, if he hurts you he cuts himself off from one of the great pleasures in life. His only other requirement during this exercise is to keep the motion in the same direction throughout this oral exercise, as there is simply no leeway for him to vary the motion from side to side.
    One other word of caution. Don't let your partner get carried away at the moment he starts to cum. At that spectacular moment he will be able for the first time to thrust his penis all the way inside your oral cavity and that is the most important lesson of this exercise! His only other requirement during the exercise is to keep the motion in the same direction against your lips as he cums. Because of your position in bed you will not be faced with the problem of swallowing his cum. The reason is because he has gotten his penis BEYOND your gag reflex! So the good news - his cum will shoot directly into your stomach!
    If both you and your partner understand what it is that you are trying to do, as well as the possible problems that may come up along the way, no harm or discomfort will happen to either of you.

    http://www.collegehumor.com/video:113033

    It is possible that not everyone will learn the "deep throat" technique, but this inability does not make you any less a penissucker. You must allow your throat to relax completely while your partner is thrusting his penis this deeply down your throat. To do this long enough for your partner to completely get it off is very difficult and may require lots of practice.
    It may be that you will be able to take your partner completely down your throat, but you will not be able to maintain proper relaxation of your throat until he shoots his load. Hopefully your partner will understand that this is not a rejection of him or of what he is offering you, and hopefully you do not stop here and think that you will never master the "deep throat" technique. Keep trying and communicate with each other. Practice makes perfect and it will be worth it!

    My name is Ann

    Masturbation Poems

    The thought makes my heart rate get higher and higher.I would never put my hand there... you liar, you liar.
    With all of the tension and fluids deep down within,Rock hard, up, and bored, once again I begin.
    Imagine all the sweet girls I wish I could bring home.Imagine my friend on himself, alone on his own.
    Fast cars, lots of money, and a long passionate kiss,Skydiving, mountain climbing, and all the cool tricks.
    What do I care if I should go blind?I have to let out what's in my mind.
    From my personal rhythm, the eruption I seek.I feel like I'm laying in between satin sheets.
    All over my body everything's getting tight.The beat's getting violent like some kind of fight.
    Spasmodic, erotic,Coming to the crest of the hill.I just cant quit, I don't have the will.
    Approaching, Approaching,The top! The Peak! There's no turning back!The intense, the ultimate, the maximum climax!

    Me on me and me on myself
    Implosion !E x p l o s i o n !!....Utopia
    E u p h o r i a



    Hi. I have been debating on starting a blog about sex, our fascination with it and the pleasure that comes from it.


    I am in my 30's and eager to find relationship partners that are as eager to please as I am.


    Note*
    Masturbation is the manual stimulation of the sex organs, usually to the point of orgasm (but not necessarily). It can refer to stimulation of the male or female genitals from oneself or by another person, but it is usually something that is done alone. It is an activity that coincides with "autoeroticism", which can also include the use of sex toys and non-genital stimulation. There are also machines for sale that are sometimes used to simulate sexual intercourse. It is the most common sexual practice world-wide while intercourse is the second most common. Some people are only able to achieve orgasm by themselves rather than from sexual intercourse. In the animal kingdom, it is practiced by other primate species.

    Where the word comes from - The Etymology:
    The word is believed by many to derive from a plural Greek word for penis (µe?ea-- mezea) and the Latin verb turbare, meaning to disturb. A competing etymology theory based on a Latin expression manus turbare meaning "to disturb with the hand" is regarded by most dictionaries as "an old conjecture". The little-used synonym 'manustupration' derives from a similar etymology, manus stuprare.