Saturday, April 14, 2007


Guys always remember to eat your Veggies!

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Friday, March 23, 2007

Wednesday, March 21, 2007


This is for you Mick on your birthday.
Enjoy!

Monday, March 19, 2007

Words of Truth

Dictionary for Women's Personal Ads...

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS

40-ish means 49

Adventurous " - Slept with everyone

Athletic " - No tits

Average looking " -Ugly

Beautiful " - Pathological liar

Contagious Smile " - Does a lot of pills

Emotionally secure " - On medication

Feminist " - Fat Free spirit " -

Junkie Friendship first " - Former very *friendly* person

Fun " - Annoying

New Age " - Body hair in the wrong places

Open-minded " - Desperate

Outgoing " - Loud and Embarrassing

Passionate " - Sloppy drunk

Professional " - Bitch Voluptuous " -

Very Fat -Large frame "

- Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate " - Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = Is sex all you everthink about?

MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry

2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy

3. I am tired = I am tired

4. Nice dress = Nice tits!

5. I love you = Let's have sex now

6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you

8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex withyou

9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you

10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sexwith you

11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay

And finally..... A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eyeand a cricket stump shoved up his backside.

Saturday, March 10, 2007