Funky Spunk

What Can I Do to make my Semen Taste Better?

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• **alkaline-based foods such as meats and fish produce a bitter, fishy taste
  

dairy products contain a high bacterial putrefaction level which creates a foul taste

asparagus-laced semen is awful

acidic fruits and alcohol give a pleasant, sugary taste

chemically processed liquors will cause an extremely acidic taste, so drink high-quality, naturally fermented beers

What Does Semen Contain?
The caloric content of an average semen ejaculation is estimated to be approximately 15 calories. The average semen ejaculate contains:
aboutonia
ascorbic acid
blood-group antigens
calcium
chlorine
cholesterol
choline
citric acid
creatine
deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA)
fructose
glutathione
hyaluronidase
inositol
lactic acid
magnesium
nitrogen
phosphorus
potassium
purine
pyrimidine
pyruvic acid
sodium
sorbitol
spermidine
spermine
urea
uric acid
vitamin B12
zinc

Who knew they were full of so much??? Ok, a few of us knew they were full of themselves. But did we know they contained so much VITAMINS ?

Sorry but I still can't say it's nutrious and yummy. Maybe in future years we can add a flavoring they can drink before hand, and we get to pick the flavor.