Guys always remember to eat your Veggies!
Saturday, April 14, 2007
Saturday, April 7, 2007
Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Friday, March 23, 2007
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
Monday, March 19, 2007
Words of Truth
Dictionary for Women's Personal Ads...
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish means 49
Adventurous " - Slept with everyone
Athletic " - No tits
Average looking " -Ugly
Beautiful " - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile " - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure " - On medication
Feminist " - Fat Free spirit " -
Junkie Friendship first " - Former very *friendly* person
Fun " - Annoying
New Age " - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded " - Desperate
Outgoing " - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate " - Sloppy drunk
Professional " - Bitch Voluptuous " -
Very Fat -Large frame "
- Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate " - Stalker
WOMEN'S ENGLISH
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = Is sex all you everthink about?
MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice tits!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex withyou
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sexwith you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay
And finally..... A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eyeand a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
40-ish means 49
Adventurous " - Slept with everyone
Athletic " - No tits
Average looking " -Ugly
Beautiful " - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile " - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure " - On medication
Feminist " - Fat Free spirit " -
Junkie Friendship first " - Former very *friendly* person
Fun " - Annoying
New Age " - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded " - Desperate
Outgoing " - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate " - Sloppy drunk
Professional " - Bitch Voluptuous " -
Very Fat -Large frame "
- Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate " - Stalker
WOMEN'S ENGLISH
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = Is sex all you everthink about?
MEN'S ENGLISH
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice tits!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex withyou
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sexwith you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay
And finally..... A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eyeand a cricket stump shoved up his backside.
Saturday, March 10, 2007
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)